Picturing
One think I’ve always wanted to see: A Pope with Tourette syndrome
One think I can’t imagine: a great hero speaking french
One think that will make someone very rich: an anti-oreo toothbrush
One think that will never happen: A sincere smile of Victoria Beckham
One unattainable level: a level-headed vegan
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Dead non-poets society
This small last chapter of an useless freaking boring life I spent compiling nonsense ideas. Maybe to serve as a study object to some superior creature who’ll find my buried intact body many years from now, and upload my memories in an ultrahigh-tech weird thing for proof of the existence of a (really) inferior primitive life before their own.
It occurred that I just reminded of an episode in which this annoying girl was complaining – yes, if she was not dead that’s what she would do most of time – about me. It’s a twisted sensation picturing out what the hell they want anyway and might be easier and worthier bit a slot machine. There is no man who is possibly a pro on that. Trying to undo the knots of a female’s soul makes us all interns.
Reasoning didn’t work. To get it without appealing to the highs (do ya know what Imma saying?) I had to – similarly comparing – create a whole search engine and combine it with some emulator which can process any extension formats. But I came back alive and sane. So let’s roll this together:
It’s a fact that girls like men who can make them smile. Many of them rather a joyful beta. Take note of that. Now, it’s easier to be a T-Rex’s vet than convincing me that sex is not important. Putting it this way so: boys gotta be exciting for girls. What they keep insisting on and on is about attention, even if that means you shall end up with your ears cut off in an moment of brain melting. In other words, be regardful.
And for last, now we have a good lover and friend in the blender, we can add the last ingredient. A good kisser, for a peaceful moment attached to a movie ending soundtrack. Joyful, Exciting, Regardful, Kisser. This is it. I believe that I’ve found the formula for men to lure the ladies: summarily, girls like J.E.R.K’s.
I’m officially founding the J.E.R.K’s club right away. Bet they’ll shush now.
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